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dang [Apr. 30th, 2008|09:52 pm]
[Current Mood | bitchy]

its been so freakin long since ive written in here.......
im sick right now...a head cold.....or something like that.....I CANT BREATHE!!!!
i cant believe this year is almost half over.....i am looking forwards to the next new years tho....
i gotta go i just got an alert on my laptop that my shitty asshole neighbors are tapping into my god damn internet.

imma go bust a cap
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Virgo baby and Taurus Parents [Aug. 10th, 2007|10:04 am]
a psycic stopped me in the streets when i was younger and looked at me and said your a cusp baby..gemini doesnt suit you, you need to follow taurus.....i believed her becuase she told me this information without even knowing my birthday.....either way joey is taurus too.......



Virgo & Taurus

When a Virgo child is born to a Taurus parent, it's a union of innate practicality. This duo is matched chromosome for chromosome. Both Signs are logical and down to earth, strongly disciplined, and possessed of high moral and cultural standards.

This is a family relationship that may take time to develop, but it will get stronger over time. Parent and child both have keen common sense and strong principles. They can be materialistic, as both individuals enjoy the little comforts in life, but they are a hardworking team. Both Signs are logical and down to earth. Strongly disciplined, they possess high standards. Neither child or parent is emotionally gushing.

Taurus and Virgo are sincere people and devoted to one another, and both have a great deal of integrity. They share much admiration for one another.Virgo admires their parent's strength and dedication, and Taurus appreciates Virgo's quick mind. Virgo looks to their parent as a role model, and Taurus feels great pride for their offspring.

The best aspect of the Taurus-Virgo family relationship is their dedication to working towards the same goals and their enjoyment of the same sort of activities and lifestyle. This family enjoys luxury and nice things, and Virgo likes helping Taurus to achieve their goals. Their common interests and hobbies make theirs a highly compatible family.
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(no subject) [May. 25th, 2007|10:59 am]
[Current Mood | chipper]

I feel so peacefull right now.........today is so beautifull out the breeze is just right.

ive been sitting on my front porch drinking my coffee and smoking my cigarettes.....i love it!

ive been awake since 6am......well im always up at 6am but besides the point its really nice to go ahead

and get up and start your day early..its actually good for your body to have only 6-8 hours i think anyway

my puppy is a month old now and growing fast.......i really need to stop collecting dogs or im going to be

known as the crazy dog lady....ive already got 4 of them! anyway my keg party last weekend was the shit

even tho i dont remember going to bed! all i know is that i woke up the next morning and the keg was still

cold so i started drinking on it again! goodness.........im gonna have another keg party in about a month i

think. it was way too much fun.

i think im going to plan a trip to greenville too pretty soon. ive been away for a long time now i think

its time i made an appearance lol.........

joey has a 3 day weekend finally......god im tired of it........he works 10 hour days 6 days a week the

only day off he has is sunday and its just not enough for me! but i guess i shouldnt complain cause he

makes over 20 freakin dollars an hour and get over time.....soooooo thats alot of money a week......

i dont know tho id rather have him here more still.

ANYWAY since hes off so much this weekend we are taking the dogs to southend to the beach! i cant wait...

then we are probably cooking out on sunday and then taking emily to her checkup on monday......

so we pretty much have the weekend full.....

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Baby im just bad news... [Mar. 13th, 2007|02:30 pm]
im gonna get mother fucking wasted today.......

Emily said mama last week for the first time........shes so cute

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(no subject) [Mar. 12th, 2007|12:13 pm]
[Current Mood | excited]

me and the husband are going on a cruise in jan. it should be a blast.......we are going to the bahamas. i mean the fucking boat has a fucking slide that goes from the very top deck which i think the ship has 3 decks....well anyway the slide goes from the top to the bottom where theres a pool! and it has a fucking casino! fuck im gonna be drunk for 7 days straight



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(no subject) [Mar. 3rd, 2007|03:48 pm]
last night we went to el cerro grande.......it was fun i guess.

my mission was completed on getting wasted! god everyone showed up.......some guy name chris and ricky mercer and ryan and rebecca and noelle and david ........and other ppl

we ordered shots and since we go there all the fucking time the owner was bringing us shots but in like a goblet cup type thing......it had to be at least 3 shots in that thing and we only paid for one

crazy

it was more packed than usuall which is always fun i guess

im still oh so hungover! then today i went to mercers shop and hung out with ryan and bought like 10 sodas lol!

anyway ill talk to you cats later
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Valentines Day [Feb. 15th, 2007|09:15 am]
oh how wonderfull it is...........fuck everyone who is condeming it .......so what its a made up holiday.......so what ppl spend lots of money on this day for ppl they love........i know one thing I LOVE VALENTINES DAY........because i got this

yes its real.......no its not from wal-mart......yes my husband loves me.......=)
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i know it ive been in redneck georgetown tooooo long! [Feb. 1st, 2007|10:37 am]
[Current Mood | excited]





i just baught this gun resterday......look at that fucking clip on it! its a semi auto .22 rifle........its fucking sweet! now i can go on steak outs (lol)
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fucking drunk [Jan. 30th, 2007|08:24 pm]
[Current Location |my house]
[Current Mood | crazy]
[Current Music |macho whinning]

so its been a long fucking time since ive updated but i mean come on ppl what am i supposed to talk about......my baby spitting up on me.......yah i dont think so

so anyway shes asleep for the night and i dont expect her to wake up till 730am which is great and im drinking whisky and pepsi.........fucking A

i didnt do anything too exciting today but fight with my husband and get drunk.........im about to eat wings which will be tasty im sure.........

i like to get drunk and eat wings

i jumped on my trampolin today...in the cold.....but jumping warmed me up.........then cleaned house!

my ribs are still hurting from getting knocked down on the concrete...........oh yah i got in a fight with someone.........i broke my hand and bruised my ribs.........it doesnt really matter who it was ........when i get drunk i feel the need to fight for some god damned fucked up reason. is that bad? god i havent updated in so long i feel like this is pointless but i guess its amusing for now.

anyway i love you all but my wings have arrived

later bitches
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yaaaaaaaaay [Aug. 31st, 2006|05:19 pm]
[Current Mood | cheerful]

yaaaaaaaaayyyy look what my husband just bought me!!!!!!!!!!


a pearl braclet!!!!! with a diamond ring in the center of it.........im afraid im going to break it!!!!!!!!!

and by the way i only have 4 more weeks till i have my baby as of which yesterday they confirmed that it is definitly a girl! im happy about that cause ive got her whole room in pink pink pink lol.........the doctor says im already dialating so i dont know if that is supposed to happen at this point in the pregnancy or if im gonna have the baby soon or what......we will see i guess........
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*sigh* [Jul. 1st, 2006|07:50 am]
[Current Mood | sleepy]
[Current Music |Rob Thomas]

So my dog Cash has been in the doggy hospital for the past week hooked up to an IV.........yah i know it sounds really bad right? well believe me it IS really

bad.........he got really sick last weekend and couldnt stop throwing up and and got so dehydrated that he had to be hooked up to an IV or he would die........which till about

yesterday i had to make the decision to put him down.........but then he started getting better soooooooooo the doctor said i might be able to bring him home today.......

man its been a rough week......theres no way i can put my dog to sleep........there was no possible way but thankfully like i said it seems like hes gonna get better.......

oh and joey fenced in our back yard......it looks sooooooo good......i wonder y it is that men know how to do everything?! its like they were born with a manuel on how to fix

everything in the entire world.....

well im hitting my 7th month mark of being pregnant which means i only have 12 weeks left! jesus hopefully itll go by fast but then again it has so far.......i cant wait to get drugged

up with the epideral! and ive decided that im only gonna breast feed for like 2 weeks........but im not even gonna breast feed im gonna use the pump and bottles....i think

itll be easier to start with bottles than try to have to wean the baby off the boob to a bottle lol......then again i might be wrong i dont know ive never been a mom before!....
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my rings [Jun. 14th, 2006|06:03 am]
[Current Mood | cheerful]


my engagement ring.... 1.00 carat round cut champagne platinum solitaire

and wedding band....half carat in about 10 little diamonds with plat band
pretty pretty it needs to be sized tho ive lost weight since i got pregnant so the rings want to slide off my finger all the time
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consumptionjunction.com [May. 14th, 2006|12:20 pm]
[Current Mood | curious]

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
--Henry Ward Beecher

Henry Beecher was a cocksucker.

Because only a spineless faggot Mama's boy could possibly think that love has anything to do with parenting. Never mind the court battles. Fuck the support payments. Pay no attention to the phone drama. Because any man who has ever fathered a child knows, his most defining moment as a dad is not standing at any altar, reciting vows like a parrot to the preacher.

The most important thing a father can do for his children, is fuck their mother.

Every story of parental pride, starts with an ill-timed fuck.
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i know they arent real clear but its still pictures!!!!! [May. 11th, 2006|09:39 am]
[Current Mood | cheerful]

BELLY PICS!!!

AND NEW ULTRASOUND PICTURES
babys back and spine

this is the head

leg bone picture....its that real white thing

another spine picture



there ya go wendy!!! johnnys future wife! lol i cant wait i cant wait till i have this little girl.....now there was only one shot that the doctor saw that would even tell if it was a boy or a girl cause the baby wouldnt turn forward but the baby kinda mooned us and she said she didnt see any nuts(but not in those words) so she told me that 75% chance it was a girl but i guess i wont know till it pops out oh and go to this website and click on the pictures im gonna go at 30 weeks and have this done its called a peek-a-boo ulrasound and theyll give youa dvd of your baby playing inside of you http://www.layyous.com/ultasound/ultrasound_video.htm

byyye!!
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(no subject) [Mar. 24th, 2006|11:28 am]
[Current Mood | hungry]

i wonder if its normal to lose weight while your pregnant.......cause ive lost almost 10 lbs in the last couple weeks........but i eat all the time and i know the baby is getting most of the food but the baby is still inside me so what the baby gains so should i? i hope im not doing anything wrong.....its probably just all the water ive been drinking......cause thats all i drink now ........yah thats probably it........

anyway the baby is about the size of my computer mouse right now! its exciting and in another couple weeks itll be the size of a large grapefruit.....haha..........learning baby stuff is fun im gonna be a pro by the time this thing pops out! (hopefully)

im half way through week 13 right now it really does seem its going by pretty fast i mean i JUST had a doctors appt. on feb 28th and now another doctors appt is ALREADY here its already been a whole month i cant believe it.........i just hope the rest of the time being pregnant goes by as quick as this month did.


also i dreamed that i had the baby and went straight for a beer and down the whole thing in 2 gulps i wanted it so bad hahaha i was born to drink what can i say.....(i seriously need a drink!)

later kiddies
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(no subject) [Feb. 28th, 2006|01:12 pm]
[Current Mood | excited]



so i went today for my first ultra sound and they gave me a better estimate of when im due so thatll be between sept 27th and october 2nd and im about 9 weeks pregnant
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(no subject) [Dec. 26th, 2005|12:10 pm]
[Current Mood | chipper]

so ive taught my dog cash how to kill.....when i say "right here" he runs and lays in between my feet in stalk mode....then ill say "cash GET EM" and hell go attack my other dog and try to kill him but the minute i say " right here" he lets go of the dogs neck and runs and lays between my feet again waiting till i give the command again.......hahha god damn its the best


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(no subject) [Nov. 17th, 2005|10:38 am]
[Current Mood | crushed]

works been alright.......just slow and boring like always.

life is better. fighting sucks. im going on vacation to the mountains the first weekend of december. thats going to be lots a fun i hope. i have to find a home for my cat, sid, i cried because i know im going to end up having to take him to the pound and hes my buddy and its making me want to cry again ....... life just sucks sometimes.

*sigh*

whatever

youre dumb anyway fuckity fuck
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(no subject) [Nov. 4th, 2005|10:34 am]
youre myyy besst friend and i loooovvvee youuu......and i looovvee youuu, my best friend
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(no subject) [Oct. 28th, 2005|12:00 pm]
[Current Mood | drunk]

ive got a new love.....you know how i know this ones real? i get nervous everytime i touch him......sometiems the way he looks at me makes my heart melt.....*sigh* we bought gym memberships together so we can be happy and look good haha.....we have moonlite walks on the beach our dogs love each other(i think a little tooooo much?) doesnt all this make you want to vomit hahah

my hairs blonde again......leaving it.

xmas is coming and holy shit i cant wait....my new man says hes already got something planned and that im gonna love him after xmas.......!!!!! soooooo god only knows what it is if im gonna love him after that LOL

i need to stop getting drunk and calling my work and harrassing my employees hahaha jesus christ.
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